Illustration for article titled Saturday Night Social: Congrats to This Couple Who Wedded on a Swing Hanging from a Motorcycle on a Tightrope!
Image: Pastor Stefan Gierung, left, stands in a cage atop of a fire service ladder in front of bride Nicole Backhaus, center, and groom Jens Knorr, right, both sitting in a swing dangling under a motorcycle with artist Falko Traber, top, during the wedding ceremony atop a tightrope in Stassfurt, Germany, Saturday, June 16, 2018. (Peter Gercke/dpa via AP)

Sometimes truth is just crazier than the deranged scrawlings on the walls of my empty Saturday evening skull.

From the AP:

A couple in eastern Germany have gotten married in a swing dangling from a motorcycle atop a tightrope, 14 meters (46 feet) above the ground.

Another view:

Illustration for article titled Saturday Night Social: Congrats to This Couple Who Wedded on a Swing Hanging from a Motorcycle on a Tightrope!
Image: Peter Gercke/dpa via AP

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By way of an explanation, the AP proffers, this was done before an audience of 3,000 people at a festival, and the motorcycle was ridden by “a member of a family of artists.”

Uh.

Don’t question LOVE.

Happy Saturday!