Trump* basically admitted to obstruction of justice on Twitter today!!
I’m not sure whether to celebrate this news or throw up, so for both purposes Applebee’s has mixed together every kind of alcohol and is offering it to the masses for $1 a cup. It is known as “The $1 Long Island Iced Tea,” or by its sobriquet, the “Dollar LIT.” It contains 1.5 ounces of alcohol, it’s available all day**, and Twitter is losing its shit.
*or his lawyer.
** only at participating locations.