The one thing you’ve never known you’ve always wanted actually exists, and is readily available on Etsy. Golden Girls-themed granny panties!

You can indulge in all four styles as a set or grab a solo pair, including these crotchless ones featuring my personal feminist icon, Blanche Deveraux. Etsy seller Candice Pugh told Huffington post she had been “day dreaming about making these for a while.” Let’s all thank her. There’s other interesting intimates, like this Bob Ross pair. Might as well stock up for the new year!

Happy Saturday!

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