Vote 2020 graphic
Everything you need to know about and expect during
the most important election of our lifetimes

Saturday Night Social

Hello, Saturday friends! I'd like to briefly take this moment to mourn the loss (see: departure, not death) of Detective Elliot Stabler.

Advertisement

I know you are not a real person, sir, but that's largely irrelevant in this case. Your role on Law And Order: SVU has meant more to me than I can say and I know there are countless others who feel quite similarly.

Advertisement

You will be missed.

That thoroughly earnest statement aside, I will leave you to discuss your week (and perhaps your feelings of StablerLoss, which is a very real condition). But first, here's a video of the always refreshing Christopher Meloni getting some very helpful advice from a can of vegetables (as seen in one of my favorite movies, Wet Hot American Summer).

See you fine folks next week!

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

DISCUSSION

redstocking-old
redstocking

Does anybody have any experience with long-distance sexytimes? I started seeing a great new guy a couple of months ago. We're still very much in the casual dating stage, but I really like him...in person, that is.

See, I'm away for the summer, and he wants to continue our sexual relationship using text messages and video chats. So far it is NOT working for me. When we're in the same room, there are fireworks. It's fun and awesome, and the conversation is almost as fun as the sex. Watching him wank on my computer screen...decidedly less fun. I feel awkward and self conscious, and like any picture of my naked body taken with a cell phone camera is remarkably unattractive. These are not problems I have in face-to-face situations at all.

The guy realized that I wasn't really into it last night, and he was very sweet and understanding today. I told him that I needed more time to figure the whole thing out, and that I wanted to talk about it more. He is 100% on board with that. I just don't know what to say or how to handle it in a way that helps both of us feel sexy and confident. It's not so much that I don't want to have chat sex...I just don't want to do it if it isn't fun, and I don't know how to make it fun.