Saturday (Early Evening) Social: Christmas Wrapping, Cocktails

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And exhale! The melee is OVER. So what's next? Heading out to a movie or passing out under the tree? Whatever your post-holiday plans, be sure to enjoy a cocktail or six. You deserve it, right? Of course you do.

Happy holidays, everyone — now take it away!

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Oh my fucking lord (sorry baby jesus).

I've been talking to a new okcupid guy (no, not the psycho from before, a new psycho) and I was excited because he looks like James Dean.

So tonight we're chatting and he makes a terrible and unfunny rape joke. I said straight up, "that's not funny." And his response? The following 2 texts:

"You obviously don't have a sense of humor and I'm out of your league anyway. Strike out for you. Goodbye, Ms. Sensitive."

and-

"You're weird. And you are taking things too seriously. I'm bored with you. Goodbye."

....wut.