Sarah Palin Unedited: February 1, 2016
PoliticsSarah Palin Unedited is a series featuring full, unaltered transcripts of one Alaskan’s public ramblings. If you only read the pull-quotes, that’s okay.
Hello, Iowa! It is so good to get to be with you today! Ooh, what a perfect song, too. You guys gotta, maybe they’ll crank that at the end of the rally, you’ll get to hear more of Big & Rich’s awesome lyrics about comin’ to your city. I’m glad to be in your city, this is gorgeous, you all look great. Thank you so much for spending your very very precious, valuable time here. Bein’ involved in politics and these campaigns sucks up a lot of your resources, human and fiscal resources! You know, time is our most valuable resource, so thank you for spending it with us today. Iowa, are you ready to make America great again?
You ready for peace through strength and that Reagan-ous posture that would tell any enemy, “Uh uh, we’re America, so we win, you lose!”
You ready to get government off our back and back on our side? You ready to secure our borders so we can secure our jobs and secure our homes? And are you ready for a commander-in-chief who will respect our troops and will never leave any of ‘em behind? You ready for peace through strength and that Reagan-ous posture that would tell any enemy, “Uh uh, we’re America, so we win, you lose!” Well only one candidate has a record of success that proves he’s the one that’s gonna to be able to get the job done. The one common sense conservative that really is in a perfect position to tell the Washington good ole’ boys, “Hey, the status quo is gonna go.” Because the American people are taking our country back. You know, and that’s why both political establishments, both sides of the aisle, that’s why they are in such a panic, because they recognize that it is our candidate who will do exactly that, and, you know, when both parties, the machines involved, when both of them hate ya? Then you know America loves you and we do love he who will be the next president of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump!
As I suggested, politics bein’ kinda brutal business, you find out who your friends are, that’s for sure, and I know that you all probably go through your own battles, maybe with family, with friends, you know, trying to, you know, at least in the arena of ideas, duking it out, trying to find that best candidate to lead the country. Uh, let me give you an example of some of the, a little tiny bit of brutality, in the grand scheme of things really is not that big of a deal, but you guys will appreciate it because you’re from Iowa! We got your good old representative Steve King! Friend of mine—I thought! Here I see that just a bit ago, someone showin’ me a story, he’s accusing me, on MSNBC—first, MSNBC, really, [indecipherable], MSNBC—of selling my support to Mr. Trump.
A little tiny bit of brutality, in the grand scheme of things really is not that big of a deal, but you guys will appreciate it because you’re from Iowa!
And this is why, when you read things like this, this is why people don’t really like politics, they know it’s a dirty business because people will say things that they know are untrue, but why would a good conservative guy like Steve King from the heartland of America want to say something that he knows isn’t true, that’s just, that just doesn’t sound like the heartland of America. Maybe he’s forgotten some of his heart in the heartland, got a touch of that Potomac fever there in D.C.! Maybe he’s been, I don’t know, maybe he’s been in a cornfield too long huffin’ ethanol or something, because uh, his accusations here are way off-base and I do wanna address it because, hey, I’m not the only one learning from Donald Trump that you stand up for what is right, you stand up for yourself, your family, your community and especially your country when somebody says somethin’ that isn’t accurate, it’s not true, no, you [indecipherable] kowtow and get down in a fetal position and let ‘em clobber you, heck we’ve got a commander-in-chief today who’s doin’ that, the rest of us don’t need to do that, let’s lead the charge, teach our president how to fight back.
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