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This pains me.


A dream interview with Silicon Valley stylist Victoria Hitchcock blows the lid off all kinds of fashion crimes, and I am here for this. Hitchcock speaks about coaching wealthy manboys to invest a shitton of money so they can throw out their shitty T-shirts and replace them with expensive T-shirts because this is now a world of extremely competitive not-caring. Please, all men, everywhere, heed her advice!

Nobody should be wearing khakis. I don’t even care if you’re on the East Coast. There are other color options, like dark olive green. Also, I don’t ever, ever, ever want to see flip-flops. Period. Okay? I don’t care if they are rubber or leather, and I don’t care if you are “just wearing them to your friend’s barbecue on the weekends.” No, you’re not. You look ridiculous.

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And a verdict: Jeff Bezos is a fashion yes, Mark Zuckerberg needs to try harder.

[Vox]


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