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Samantha Jones Has Officially Penetrated The Carrie Diaries

Samantha Jones has made her first appearance on The Carrie Diaries! It was announced back in July that Lindsay Gort would be joining the cast as the baby version New York City's punniest, most unshamable slut (that's highest compliment I can give, by the way) and here she is — tiger crop tops, big hair, cock jokes and all!


Gort is looking fierce as the young Jones and whoever cast her deserves a big bonus for choosing someone who looks so much like Sam Jones O.G., Kim Cattrall. The character could probably be a little raunchier, but the show is marketed towards young teens, so maybe a limit on cum jokes is a good thing.


By the end of Gort's first episode, Samantha had unofficially moved in with Carrie — a very exciting development for those of you who watch this show for little girls.

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Violet Baudelaire

Part of me really wishes that we could have seen a young, not super sassy Samantha - the one that learned to become confident, the one that learns to follow her own path and that learns not to care what others think and embrace her sexuality. It's such a one dimensional character choice to just say - this girl has always been super awesome and brash! whoo! The original series did a good job at showing Samantha's character flaws as well as her awesomeness - at the same time it applauded her no bullshit confident attitude, it also showed the pitfalls of it; her toughness is impressive, but the corresponding lack of willingness to be vulnerable to others is also shown.