In trying to say something nice about his wife during an interview with AOL, the name “BeyoncĂ©â€ popped into Reynolds’ head and he completely lost control of his senses.

In an interview with AOL, via Vogue Australia (emphasis added), Ryan said:

“My wife knows how to work a red carpet, I’ll say that. She might be the BeyoncĂ© of red carpets. She’s turned that into an athletic event. I see what goes into that, real science. It’s unbelievable. You guys see the finished product. I see a totally destroyed closet, bedroom and kitchen by the time she walks out the door. I don’t even know how shoes got in the freezer
 It’s seriously nuts. There’s kung fu involved. It’s really intense.”

OK CHILL, OUT RYAN. This might make some sense if BeyoncĂ© didn’t regularly walk red carpets. If Blake Lively is the BeyoncĂ© of red carpets, then she’s just BeyoncĂ©. Blake Lively is not BeyoncĂ© neither literally nor figuratively.

“She is the Michael Jordan of music to me,” he says of BeyoncĂ©. “I’ve seen four of her shows and that’s what comes to mind every time. She’s incomparable. I guess you just say she’s BeyoncĂ©. You can’t really say she’s the this of the that, that terrible thing that everybody does. Honestly, she’s the Michael Jackson of BeyoncĂ©.”

BOY SHUT UP WITH YOUR GIBBERGABBER BULLSHIT. I guess you can’t say that terrible thing I just exactly said a minute ago. Then he goes on and just does it again because words don’t matter.

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Stop making stupid comparisons to Beyoncé. Just give women some regular-ass compliments, dude.


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