Anna Chapman's ex-husband has these fond memories of boinking her on an airplane: "Anya was wearing a denim dress, so I hitched it up and we just went for it. It was fantastic because of the thrill of doing it on a plane."
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Erin Gloria Ryan
She's a Russian spy and the most sexxxay and adventurous they get is doing it on a plane? Really? If I were a spy, I'd fuck on a helicopter or like on top of a moving train or in the supply closet at a top secret nuclear facility.