ROYALTY ALERT: Bey and Jay Meet Prince William and Kate Middleton

This happened. IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

American royalty meets British royalty.

What happens next? Do they claim our pop music as part of their own sovereign nation? Was this a treaty of some sort to give over control of Wales to Beyoncé so she can build Blue Ivy a dollhouse cottage there? WHAT DID THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER? I MUST KNOW.