R.I.P. Roseanne, America’s relatable sitcom mom, who was finally buried alive this week in a pile of cigarette ash and series of blood-curdling screams.
Meet Roseanne Barr, a smoking, screaming, terror of nightmares who is reportedly starting her own series on YouTube, where she posted a recent video “explaining the Valerie Jarrett tweet” with the following:
“I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE, GOD DAMN IT!! I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE! FUCK!”
If anybody wants more where that came from (no! Absolutely no!), we will be getting it, according to her son Jake Pentland. He tells TMZ that he has been filming a series of interviews which, in TMZ’s words, is “the only way to get a truly unfiltered and unedited version of his mom.”
She’s already put out this thinly-veiled realness/reverent interview about Malcolm X, captioned: “THIS is the conversation America needs to have and Roseanne is once again using her platform to talk about these important issues. No witch hunt can silence her.”
To review, we’re here because she’s spent the last few months trying by any means possible to walk back a racist tweet about Valerie Jarrett, former senior advisor to President Obama: “Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj,” which led to the cancellation of the Roseanne reboot. She has claimed that the tweet was about Israel, which still doesn’t explain all the other ones.