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Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix Are in Love and Even Have the Same Taste in Marriage ('Too Mainstream')

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Two people, one thought: Marriage is so overplayed.

Us Weekly reported on Thursday that, per an anonymous source, Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara, who have been dating since January 2017, “are so in love.” But wedding vows do not appear to be in the stars! “They’re never going to get married because they think marriage is too mainstream,” the source said.

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The source went on, “Joaquin transforms all his girlfriends into being holistic, vegan, spiritual and into saving the world.” Someone give this source a Pulitzer. Nothing to do now but await the mending of the world through the miracle of Joaquin Phoenix’s micromanaging love.

[Us Magazine]


Will Smith “won” the “In My Feelings” challenge, which means it’s over, we’re free, free I tell you!

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  • Bill Cosby’s neighborhood became inundated with cops on his 81st birthday. Reportedly cause of loud music? Perhaps, specifically, due to loud jazz music coming from Cosby’s home. Noise pollution and whatnot. [TMZ]
  • Amy Schumer isn’t pregnant, in case you were wondering. [Page Six]
  • Update: Actually, Nicki Minaj did not buy Cardi B an expensive gift basket or whatever. [TMZ]
  • My theory is that this is all a big advertisement for lip fillers, for those thinking about it but afraid they won’t ever come out. [People]

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There is no good place to post this but I kind of need to. I lost my heart dog today, most likely to cancer. He was still kind of himself, but he had stopped eating and we couldn’t keep putting him through different ways to support him and get him to eat while he starved to death. Both my husband and I got to be home with him today and he got to go for a nice walk with me and trot around his yard one last time.

We rescued Scout for the American Brittany Rescue and only intended to foster him. He had bad separation anxiety and the couple who wanted to adopt him brought him back after he destroyed his metal crate because they didn’t want him to hurt himself. He walked back in our door like he was home, and he was.

This is the last picture I took of him, in all his fluffy glory. This was a couple weeks ago, when he thought I should stay home with him instead of going to work. He was absolutely spoiled and headstrong and a complete sweetheart. I love him so much.