Everyone’s favorite female empowerment anthemist Robin Thicke was recently spotted at a night club in Paris, getting very close (as in, mouth-to-mouth close) with a woman who is notably not his wife, Paula Patton. This prompted several gossip sites to run stories that are half comprised of repurposed Blurred Lines lyrics (i.e., “Crossing blurred lines!” and “Talk about getting blasted”).
This isn’t the first time Thicke, Master and Commander of the High Sleaze, has been accused of getting close to a fan — remember the infamous butt-grope-stagram? — but, whatever, we have no idea what’s going on. Maybe he and his wife have an open relationship. Maybe she doesn’t care what he does when he dons his ridiculous dance-vest and his pinky ring. Or maybe Robin Thicke is just the worst. Several incriminating photos at the link. [ONTD]
This is really, really awful: Ke$ha‘s mom Pebe Sebert says that her daughter “almost died” from weight bullying. According to her, Ke$ha’s manager David Sonenberg
screamed at her on a conference call, “You need to lose weight! I don’t
care what you do… take drugs, not eat, stick your finger down your
throat!” If this is true, he should never be allowed to work again. [People]
In much better news, Beyoncé and Jay Z will be performing together at the Grammys. YES. SERFBOARDT. [Us]
- Kelly Clarkson is having a girl; congratulations to her and her husband! She tweeted, “I knew it! Only a girl could cause this much drama with vomiting ha!” Female fetuses, as everyone knows, develop a penchant for DRAMA around the time their nails come in. [Billboard]
- Joan Rivers called Baby North “an ugly baby in need of a waxing,” which is not funny for approx. one billion reasons, not the least of which is WHO WAXES A BABY. [Bossip]
- A Fifty Shades of Grey producer says that Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are “hot” together. But are they nipple-puckeringly hot? [E!]
- Kim Kardashian wore her favorite style, “the decorative labia peplum,” on the streets of Paris. [E!]
- This article is called “Harry Styles Spotted Getting Cozy With Mystery Brunette at Sundance Film Festival” and the lede image is a picture of Harry Styles and Zach Braff. GUYS, THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED. THAT’S ZACH BRAFF. (I didn’t read the text.) [E!]
- OK, make sure that you’re emotionally prepared to maybe update your celebrity hair spreadsheet, because Zoe Saldana might be getting a pixie cut. [E!]
- Connie Britton says she’s not above using blackmail in order to ensure that the Friday Night Lights movie happens. Same. [E!]
- Lindsay Lohan announced at Sundance that she’ll be shooting a new film — a psychological thriller called Inconceivable — starting in March. [HuffPo]
- People don’t spend enough time talking about how good Lady Gaga is at walking in heels. I think it’s an under-appreciated talent. [ONTD]
- There is a chandelier hanging over Penelope Disick‘s crib. [People]
- Justin Bieber wrote his initials in the snow in urine while bystanders looked on in disbelief. It seems that his initials are a lightning bolt and a poorly-drawn tornado, which is definitely some Illuminati thing. [The Hollywood Gossip]
- Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez snuggled with a baby tiger. [ONTD]
- Selena Gomez may have been there the night that Justin Bieber egged his neighbor’s house, the darkest night in our history as a nation. [Radar]