Robert Pattinson Calls Conspiracy-Obsessed Twilight Fans a 'Crap Group of Crazies'

Image via Getty.
Image via Getty.

Robert Pattinson was interviewed by Howard Stern this week, and that means Robert Pattinson said some interesting things worthy of taking the top spot in today’s Dirt Bag. First of all, Pattinson revealed that he and long-time fiancé FKA Twigs are “kind of engaged.” I’m not sure whether that means “it’s complicated” or “we actually got married a long time ago and didn’t tell anyone,” but I’m going to assume it’s the latter.


When the conversation turned to his professional life, Pattinson (who was there to promote his new movie Good Time) revealed his thoughts about the Twilight fans who—despite the fact that the franchise ended five years ago—still follow his and co-star Kristen Stewart’s every move and refuse to think they exist outside the Twilight universe.

He said:

“Basically, for whatever reason with Twilight, I don’t know if it’s a specific thing with the audience, but there’s like a crap group of crazies who like think like every single decision you’re making is either creating some kind of conspiracy and so, you kind of think, like, to protect it, you kind of think, I want to create a big boundary between it, but it makes it difficult for your actual relationship.”

It’s a good thing RPatts doesn’t have much of a social media presence, because this would make his phone explode.


Page Six reports Wednesday that famed restauranteur and reality star Lisa Vanderpump and her husband Ken Todd may have ruined the business of Lizzie Scherer, a “Hollywood dog rescuer,” by “stiffing her out of $32,000.”

Scherer said:

“Ken approached us about doing a deal where they would essentially take over my facility. He was looking for a space to lease. We signed a [memo] saying that he would pay my rent for the next three years . . . and offer me an employment contract as part of that deal. He then didn’t pay rent and said he’d pay one month’s rent as long as I signed [a nondisclosure agreement] and let them out” of it.


Meanwhile, Lisa claims she and Ken backed out of the deal because Scherer’s business wasn’t on the up and up. She told Page Six:

“We can’t be involved with someone who doesn’t have a charity set up properly. Everything was messy...I wish her well, but she can’t make up things that aren’t accurate.”


Is it premature of me to join Team Lisa on this one?

[Page Six]

I wish I loved anything as much as celebrities with huge social media followings love Taco Tuesdays.


  • Let’s not give this man the benefit of the doubt, Celebitchy. [Celebitchy]
  • Tyler Perry is getting into true crime...sort of...and I’m more than a little intrigued. [Page Six]
  • “He’s a mini-Justin” is such a rude thing to say about your kid. [People]
  • Kate Hudson shaved her head for a movie that also stars Sia?! [TMZ]
  • ??????????????????????? [Us Weekly]

Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man



I clicked on the US Weekly link and had the unfortunate pleasure of reading the word preggo, which bugs me. The only thing that would have made me even more annoyed is if Tori Roloff had said the hubster got her preggo and when she had cravings, he made her a sammy.