Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse are apparently A Thing. While I believe in my heart that Pattinson and FKA Twigs are destined to be together, this coupling seems perfectly reasonable if not...kind of boring?
According to E!, the two Brits went on a date to Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again in Notting Hill before hopping across the street to SoHo House, where they chilled until around 1 a.m. Pictures show them laughing and canoodling with such gusto they look like caricatures of two people on a date. From E!:
“Along the way, they were very close and cuddled and kissed many times,” an eyewitness shared with E! News. “Robert was very affectionate to her and had his arm around her the whole way and Suki reciprocated by holding his hand and kissing it.”
At one point into the stroll, Robert also tried to dance with Suki. Perhaps he liked one of the moves he saw in Mamma Mia!?
“They were very loved up and close,” the eyewitness added. “Robert stroked Suki’s hair and gave her another loving kiss.”
How nice! But also (whispers): Twigs forever.
The first thing you hear when you click on this Instagram video from Nicole Kidman are the blood-curdling screams of her terrified kids, begging her to get away from the jet-black tarantula that seems intent on going for a swim/eating her entire family. “GET BACK MOM, STEP BACK,” one shrieks. Listen to the screeching one, Nicole. Get away from that thing!
But Kidman did not comply with orders, instead capturing it in a glass to release...somewhere? On the other side of the pool? Into the neighbors’ yard? That’ll teach ‘em to let that magnolia grow over the fence again.
Kidman concludes the video asking for help, though she clearly doesn’t need it. I guess once you’ve been married to Tom Cruise, nothing seems scary anymore.