Sunday, after Rob Kardashian deleted every photo from his Instagram account and Blac Chyna posted a meme about a breakup, the entire world believed its best couple had broken up.
A source told Us Weekly:
They had a fight about how much time they had been spending together but they’ll be back. This is a relationship in the fast lane. It all moves fast, so the breakups are dramatic too, like the relationship. They could be back together whenever, it’s so dramatic.
We were ruined. We didn’t know what to do. But hours later, Rob posted a new Instagram that set the rumors straight, writing:
Chy and I are not broken up we just feel like it would be a lot healthier for our relationship if we kept a lot more to ourselves. It’s impossible to have a positive relationship with so much negativity from the media and outsiders and we would appreciate it if everyone respects that -ChyRo 💍 @blacchyna 💍
Breathe again, folks. Rob and Blac aren’t just doing OK, they’ve created their own relationship portmanteau. These two are going all the way, I can feel it.
Page Six reports Madonna “broke down” onstage this weekend when mentioning her son Rocco to the audience. Though she “struggled” throughout her shows in New Zealand, a performance of “La Vie en Rose” was particularly difficult, and caused her to announce:
“It’s true, there is no love stronger than a mother for her son…I hope he hears this somewhere and knows how much I miss him.”
She then Instagrammed a quote from Charles Bukowski, because this is how we do things now.
Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles and Taylor Swift celebrated their 1-year anniversary with ugly jewelry and an even uglier cake.
- What happened to Tila Tequila’s Twitter account? [NY Observer]
- Zac Efron’s body truly doesn’t make sense. [ONTD]
- Of course Kim’s latest nude selfie is old. [BuzzFeed]
- Of course Adam Levine’s new singing show is shady. [Vulture]
- Of course Charlie Sheen wants to pay less in child support. [Page Six]
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