At last night’s Met Gala, potential Becky/US celebrity Rita Ora barged through the front doors of the Metropolitan Museum of Art after flashing Anna Wintour a napkin on which she scribbled “MET GALA TICKET” in red lipstick and waded through the piles of glamorous robots until finally reaching Our Lady in Latex, Beyoncé Knowles.
She asked for a selfie, took a selfie, and published it to Snapchat—effectively slaughtering every rumor that she is, in fact, “Becky with the good hair” from Beyoncé’s “Sorry.”
Let’s recount her journey to that narrative-changing selfie.
Here’s Rita’s view shortly after convincing security guards she was very famous on other continents.
She then found a table with an empty chair. Here she is sitting across from Vera Wang, whom she just met.
Eventually, she worked up the nerve to ask for a selfie with Wang. After it was taken, she asked, “Why are you doing this? Are you Halsey?”
Ora then moved to the galleries, where she looked at art. Thinking she was art, Jaden Smith studied her.
Bathroom time! Ora visited the ladies room, where she took a selfie with Dakota Johnson after spending a few minutes convincing her that she, too, was in Fifty Shades of Grey.
She then ran into a Fanning sister. Unsure of her name, she took a guess in the caption.