When normal people have a night out at a club, they might return home with a sexy stranger or $50 worth of Taco Bell. Since Rihanna operates at some other type of supernatural level that we mere mortals will probably never fathom, she came home, not with a burrito, but with a puppy the same size as one. On the singer’s Snapchat, a video was posted that showed evidence of the new pet with someone narrating how it all went down. “She literally just went to the club, came back with a cage, wee-wee pads, food and a fucking dog!” said the person witnessing RiRi’s gloriousness. The puppy has been dubbed, “Pepe.”
Now if there’s some sort of secret nightclub where you could hang out with puppies à la cat cafe, I think we’d all like to know.
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