Rihanna and Drake are maybe back together. Here is the evidence, painstakingly gathered by eyewitnesses and a team of forensic gossip-mongers: 1) they sat together at a booth in a nightclub (“They definitely acted like a couple,” quoth one eyewitness) and 2) they left the club in the same taxi. Also, Drake was wearing a shirt with a picture of Bart Simpson on it, so make of that what you will.
Apparently, the pair has been spending time together a lot but leaving da club separately. “That’s all smoke and mirrors,” says the eyewitness, who is now an expert on Drake and Rihanna’s club-leaving rituals. The oracle has peered into Drake and RiRi’s taxi, and they’re totally in love, guys. [The Hollywood Life]
Channing Tatum, who recently spoke of taking a break from acting in order to loaf around happily, is already back to work. Specifically, he is penning the most significant opus of our time, Magic Mike 2. (He also might just be ponderously chewing on a pen while staring at a bust of Matthew McConaughey, but ok let’s not split hairs here). [Twitter]
Today in “very good unsubstantiated rumors,” Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne might be co-starring in a remake of Thelma and Louise. Does the world need a remake of Thelma and Louise, you may wonder. Like, sure, why not. [ONTD]
- Joe Jonas‘ advice for all the former child stars of the world is to “watch the people around you and learn from their mistakes so you don’t make the same.” I am not a former child star, but this article referred to both Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber as “crooners,” which is a mistake I have now observed and learned from myself. [E!]
- So many famous people came to Gwen Stefani‘s baby shower. [E!]
- Mariah Carey wore an amazing dress, looked like Jessica Rabbit IRL. [NY Daily News]
- Miley Cyrus says that her tour will be educational, and it will bring “a different kind of art” to the children. Uh-oh. [HuffP0]
- Justin Bieber — WHO CHANGED HIS INSTAGRAM HANDLE TO “BIZZLE” — posted a selfie of himself drinking wine with the caption “Classy night #painting.” My guess is he was painting portraits of the angry radish he has tattooed on his arm. [Gossip Cop]
- Yesterday was Tom Hiddleston‘s 33rd birthday! Here is a photo gallery of him; you’re welcome. [Hello]
- Paris Hilton is NOT the best DJ in the world (WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY), just probably the highest-paid. [NY Post]
- Leonardo DiCaprio got his inspiration for the Wolf of Wall Street scene in which he was high on Quaaludes by watching a YouTube video entitled “Drunkest Guy Ever Goes For More Beer.” [Perez Hilton]
- Here is a picture of David Beckham taking a selfie of his family in the front row at Fashion Week. Look at those fashionable lil Beckhams! When I was that age I was wearing, like, tattered rags and barbeque sauce smeared on my face. [Hello]
- Remember Frankie from The Hills? He sometimes donned a shirt that said “FRANKIE SAYS RELAX”; to him, it was probably not a reference to anything other than the fact that he genuinely wanted everyone to relax. Anyway, he and his wife are expecting a child! Congratulations to them. [Us]
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