What do Miley Cyrus, Mark Twain, Joe DiMaggio and Natalie Portman have in common? Reports of their deaths were greatly exaggerated. And not one succumbed to the temptation to attend their own funerals! [NYM]
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I'm glad there hasn't been a false report on Dick Cheney or Fred Phelps. I would hate putting a party together only for it not to materialize.