Republicans Shocked GOP Women Don't Just Do Whatever The Men Say

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On the eve of a vote on a national abortion ban (and the National March for Life, which, regrettably, I had to miss this year, as I've got a thing), Republican leaders in Congress are experiencing a revolt from an unlikely source: Republican women.

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According to Politico, the uprising, spearheaded by North Carolina's Renee Ellmers, survived male attempts to quash it this weekend and is now being dealt with in a series of emergency meetings. At issue is language in the bill, which aims to ban abortions after 20 weeks' gestation unless the pregnant woman's life is in danger, or if she's a victim of rape or incest that she reported to police. Ellmers, along with two dozen other members of Congress, have taken issue with the requirement that a woman get the police involved in order to access abortion care, which, I mean. Yeah. It's probably a bad idea to put access to medical care in the hands of a group of mostly men who are, demographically, twice as likely to abuse their romantic partners than the rest of the population.

As long as Obama's in the White House, there's no way GOP whackadoodlery like this will actually become law. But it should become something else: another reason for Democrats to get their asses to the polls in 2016.

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Politico's got a very Politico takeaway, in which they call the whole thing "bad optics":

The optics of a large number of women opposing a piece of abortion legislation could be politically tricky for the party, which has had to counter Democratic accusations that it's waging a "war on women."

It's also "stupid policy." According to Politico, GOP leaders are attempting to "tweak" the bill so that Ellmers and company are satisfied with it, but that puts the GOP on morally treacherous ground with the contingent of pro-life voters who believe that whether or not a woman was raped or otherwise victimized doesn't change the humanity of the resulting zygote. If abortion is "murder," then why should there be any exceptions at all? And if aborting a pregnancy conceived in rape is morally acceptable, but aborting one conceived in love is not, isn't childbirth just physical punishment for a woman experiencing sexual pleasure? And—oh, never mind. We'll have plenty of time to go over all of this over the next 21-plus months before the next election. Heaven help us.

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Queen of Bithynia

This is why we should have been more cautious about letting ladies become legislators.

Some of my favorite people are ladies — my wife, my mother, my three beautiful remaining daughters (excluding the one we had to disown for being a whore). And they're wonderful — they clean, they cook, they mix cocktails, they nurse children. But any man knows that rational thought isn't exactly their strong suit!

The problem is that ladies' opinions on down-there health are just confused, because they are biased on the topic. That's no slight! It's not any failing on their part that they see these things in a bit too personal a light — in fact, that's the result of God's special blessing of giving them a womb, not a penis.

The result, though, is that ladies end up hysterical, thinking up scenarios about what they would do if they got "in trouble" like my former daughter did. But when you make the mistake of thinking about these things personally, you just can't view the matter rationally the way we menfolk do. That's why I think it's only fair that, as long as we have lady legislators (and I think they're here to stay. I will say they've made the job more fun — they're a heckuva lot prettier than my male colleagues!) that they take a step back when it comes to discussing issues where they have personal biases.