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Republican Candidate Warns Of Girl Scouts' Secret Feminist Agenda

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Hans Zeiger, Republican candidate for Washington State Representative, recently attempted to remove many of his writings from right-wing websites. His explanation: Revealing that Girl Scout Cookies are the (delicious) tools of feminist indoctrination would be a "distraction" from the campaign.

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PaintedTrollop
PaintedTrollop

I'm pissed. I never got the shitass lesbian merit badge.