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Great news for those whose obsession with New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein has yet to abate (hello, you are my people): She’s more catlike than ever. The 76-year-old former NYC tabloid staple, who spent a rumored $4 million on plastic surgery in service of creating a feline appearance to please her now-dead husband, reportedly clawed the face of her current boyfriend, fashion designer Lloyd Klein. So says (who else) the New York Post:

Wildenstein, 76, flew into a “violent rage” and scratched the face of fashion designer Lloyd Klein inside their apartment in Trump World Tower on 1st Avenue and East 47th Street around 1:30 a.m., the sources said.

She then grabbed a pair of scissors and slashed his chest, drawing blood, the sources continued.

Klein was forced to stuff Wildenstein inside a closet to prevent another rabid attack, sources said.

Police were called to the scene and hauled away Wildenstein on felony assault charges.

Meow and welcome back to public consciousness, Wildenstein.