Cheesecake vs. Red Velvet, the best of pies and cakes, respectively. And now it's time to declare a superior dessert, once and for all. It's the best of the genres; vote now or forever hold your peace! [March Madness Championship]
This is the equivalent of the Presidential upset of the early oughts with Red Velvet standing in for Bush. Who voted for Red Velvet?! I want a re-count. The system was rigged. We need the voters to be vetted! Why did German take the final blow?! And what was going through your collective Team Cake minds that made you think Red V. could stand up against the inevitable uprising of CHEESECAKE?!! Bloody Hell! This truly is MADNESS!! I'm going to pray that all of you will be smoted and only those who voted German Chocolate will be saved.