No? Because it totally happened. She was just a new kind of weirdly dressed pop star and not the international juggernaut she is today! Let's travel back to 2008, a year when we first heard her single "Just Dance." A year she performed the song as all of the Miss Universe contestants strutted down the catwalk in bikinis and made strained, wide-eyed, smiling faces at the camera. Treasure this odd, pop culture moment!
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I want to say it was only fairly recently that I realized she was saying "Red One" instead of "Red Wine" at the beginning of this song. I saw the name of one of her producers listed on something and it all fell into place then.