At a recent Astros-Diamondbacks game, a foul ball flew into the stands towards a grown woman and some children; after a short squabble, the woman left with the ball. A slow-mo replay shows the woman actually grabbing the ball from a young sportsfan's hands. According to a redditor who was at the game, she was booed for about five minutes, which doesn't seem quite long enough. Fuck off, lady.
More from Jezebel
Right on, it's important to get that meaningless ball of yard and leather, even if you have to smash a child to do it.