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Look at Jennifer Garner’s cat being toted around in a baby stroller like a furry Russian prince. Look at him assess the wellbeing of his kingdom while his serfs ferry him about. “Is the temperature agreeable, my lord?” his preferred handmaiden, Seraphina, inquires gently. “Do you desire your overcoat?”  

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The cat ignores her, taking in the fragrant Brentwood air. Behind him, he can hear the labored breaths of the golden retriever, Birdie—the only disturbance to an otherwise splendid quarantine walk. He will have the mongrel killed later, he thinks. But not yet. Not...yet. [Celebitchy]

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