Let the “Norwegian Wood” headline jokes commence, for it does appear that
Justin Bieber and
Selena Gomez maybe, kind of, sort of hooked up while they were
in Norway at the same time. Yesterday, El Beebo posted a shot of the two cuddling on his Instagram page, but quickly took it down. (He also still has a shot of Selena as his phone background. I mean, he may as well have been photographed wearing a wedding ring, right?)
Anyway, tl;dr, the sex lives of children. [NYDN]
It is pretty unsurprising that nobody at Coachella cares about
Tara Reid, considering Coachella is comprised entirely of fake
Zooey Deschanels and one real
Zooey Deschanel who all have vintage typewriters where their TVs used to be. However, Reid got kicked out of All Saints after being refused a discount based on her “fame” and pitching a shit-fit.
“She was screaming,” said a source. “She had to be escorted out by security. She seemed drunk.”
[Page Six]
Some gossip-blogger-turned-memoirist who’s read too much old-school
Bret Easton Ellis recalls sitting in a club bathroom and watching
Lindsay Lohan snort some yay.
The PR girl opens the bathroom door for us to walk through and stands guard outside. It’s candlelit, but the light makes my pupils shrink. Lindsay goes straight for the toilet, pulling her dress up and sitting (no underwear) and one of her breasts is hanging out the top of the dress. I start to wash my hands and she asks me, ‘So, what’s your story?’ before doing an uneven line of coke off her wrist.
I say, ‘Nothing… just, y’know… partying.’”
I’m watching Lindsay do coke to my right, that pale tit hanging out, and it takes a couple of seconds to kick in that it’s intentional. I’m supposed to see this. She wants me to. And she’s doing more coke, raising her eye-brows at me like, ‘Want some?’ She sniffs. Snorts. She swabs a little in her mouth and I’ve heard about this kind of thing on TV and in the papers, but it’s different seeing it: the chick from Mean Girls doing blow on the toilet next to me. She’s not the same girl anymore. Something’s changed. She’s lost her way and seeing it is freaking me out.
Wow, bro, your prose way illuminates the moral vacuousness of celebrity culture. [Radar Online]
- Chrissy Amphlett, lead singer of Australian group Divinyls (“I Touch Myself”), has passed away at 53. [Billboard]
- A judge threw Wiz Khalifa’s lawsuit out of court. [TMZ]
- Although rumor has it that Kanye West has bailed on Kim Kardashian and fled to Paris, I guess rumors aren’t always true. [TMZ]
- Shocker: Farrah Abraham is a little shithead. “Abraham was disrespectful to the network that made her famous, calling the MTV crew that followed her for [Teen Mom] her “workers.” “She told me, ‘They work for me!’” [Page Six]
- Snoop Lion had a 4/20 party (go figure) that got shut down by cops. [NYDN]
- And now, Instagram documentation of Rihanna’s weekend, featuring her hanging poolside with an unidentified child. [Bossip]
- While Ozzy Osbourne was high the last few months, he thought that Sharon was plotting to do away with him. [Radar]
- Here’s Lana del Rey’s song for The Great Gatsby soundtrack, “Young and Beautiful.” [Direct Lyrics]
- Joe Jonas attempted to be “low-key” and “not a Jonas brother” at the Tribeca Film Festival. [Page Six]
- Emma Roberts sang Adele into a beer bottle to her boyfriend Evan Peters. [Page Six]
- If you haven’t already seen this shot of Bradley Cooper at the bedside of a Boston Marathon bombing victim, I suggest you follow the link. Coop-a-doop’s heart is as big as his abs. [NYDN]
- Extremely important picture of Alex Pettyfer kissing Betty White. [Us Weekly]
- Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise got their paws and claws done. [People]
- Kendra Wilkinson was hospitalized for a car crash in L.A. but she’s OK now. [Daily Mail]
- Amanda Bynes, Amanda Bynes, Amanda Bynes. ._. [Radar Online]
- Kate Middleton and her gestating baby hit up a Scout event in a hella Anthropologie looking coat. [Us Weekly]
- Today’s dose of weirdness: “Paul McCartney doing a “lengthy” headstand at the Four Seasons Hotel gym in L.A.” [Page Six]
- Emma Watson’s friends made 23 pinatas for her 23rd birthday celebration in New York last week, and she was “gobsmacked” to see them. I think they sell gobsmacks at Honeydukes. [The Sun]
- Jack Black met his wife when he was 18 but waited another 15 years to ask her out because he was skurred. [Tv3ie]
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