Today's best comments sparkle and strip down like dance-show contestant looking for a win.
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Famous Teen Mom Bristol Palin Dances Tonight:
When Chelsea Clinton puts on a funny outfit and has her parents come watch, it's called Stanford Graduation.
When Bristol puts on a funny outfit and Sarah Palin comes to watch, it's called Dancing with the Stars.
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Crocheted Penis And Breast Pillows Offer That Homemade Touch:
Just great. Now I'll have a stiff one poking me in the back all day too!
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Purdue Student Paper Runs Instructive Rape Cartoon:
They forgot the last panel. Here it is.
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Facebook Gang-Rape Charge Gets The Facebook Treatment:
Oh yes, I like it rough because Ayn Rand says so. Please, some guy with a big dick, come and fuck me hard as you read out loud from Atlas Shrugged and Alan Greenspan watches. Oh my god I am so turned on by laissez-faire capitalist economics, date rape, and a good hard fucking you have no idea.
Best Comment Of The Day (well, weekend, anyhow), in response to Strike A Pose:
Joaquin Phoenix and Brad Pitt.
Darwin got away with it.
Ashton Kutcher, Keanu Reeves,
Looking like almighty skeeves.
Ryan Reynolds, Crawford Chace,
What the hell is on your face?
Jeff Bridges, Santa Claus,
Friedrich Engels, I like yours.
They have stubble, they have hair.
David Beckham trims with care.
Plato, Castro, Moses too.
Colonel Sanders, we love you.
Ladies getting stubble rashes,
Fellas with insane moustaches,
Don't just stand there, let's get to it -
Shave your face, there's nothing to it.
Beards, beards, beards, beards.
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