Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth
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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Reader Roundup: Wild Pubes Can't Be Tamed

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Today's best comments come with a warning for Cosmo readers.

Best Comment Of The Day in response to Damn, Hilary Swank Is Freakin' Cut: "Boys Don't Cry, but Chad Lowe weeps at his loss."
Best Comment Of The Day in response to And Now Ke$ha Will Lead Us All In A Sacred Ancient Glitter Ritual: "You guys, it's okay. She's 1/39th Native Preschooler."
Best Comment Of The Day in response to Cosmo Is Still Terribly Concerned About Your Pubes: "I once had someone try to tame my pubes. It involved a whip, a chair, a three-ring circus, and a ring of fire.

It didn't end well for him."
Best Comment Of The Day in response to Video: Dog Is A Perfectly Trained Ring Bearer: "My sister-in-law is a zookeeper, and she's getting married at the zoo where she works. The owl is going to be the ringbearer. I am thrilled...there is no way I lose out on this proposition...

1) The owl delivers the ring flawlessly. It is very cool. I win.
2) The owl takes off with the ring. Since my sister-in-law is a deplorable brat, this is very cool. I win.
3) The owl goes batshit and attacks people. With the amount of people at the wedding, there is only a 1% chance that the attackees will be either myself or my fiance. I think you all know what happens here. I win.

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Something has to make up for the fact that, due to family politics, she was required to ask me to be a bridesmaid and I was required to say yes. And that being a bridesmaid requires me to wear a...*shudder*...tiara."



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