Reader Roundup: Under Fairy Tale Law, Prince William May Have To Marry A Dude

Today’s best comments are royally amusing!

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Willow Palin Accused Of Taking Part In Drug Deal:

Cue Willow’s new career…an Anti-Drug Teen Activist.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Capri Anderson Says Charlie Sheen Choked Her, Does Not Like Being Called A Whore:

Charlie’s manager Mark Burg responded on his behalf, saying, “This is a woman who, for the right amount of money, sleeps with strangers.”

That being said, this is a man, who, for the right amount of money, stars in Two and a Half Men.

That’s way worse.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to All Hail The Feline Queen:

In other news, The Bishop of Willesden denounced the “nauseating tosh” surrounding the cat’s award, and compared the famous cat to “shallow felines” who are bound to repeat the tradition of scratching up the furniture and philandering loudly outside his window at night.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to TSA Groping Is Business As Usual For Women:

They came first for the Muslim’s junk,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Muslim.

Then they came for the black’s junk,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t black.

Then they came for the women’s junk,
and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a woman.

Then they came for my junk…

…and I kicked up a huge fuss and demanded that they cut it out because it was infringing upon my freedom and goddammit you should listen to me because I’m a white dude and I and I alone have domain over my junk!

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Prince William Saves A Life, But His Pending Marriage Is Doomed:

Well, of course his marriage to Kate Middleton is doomed now. According to every fairy tale I’ve ever read, Prince William is now obliged to marry the guy who’s life he saved.

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