Reader Roundup: Long-Lost Beatles Lyrics & Laundering Instructions

Today’s best comment are here!

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Vampire Bill Puts Sookie On Hold:

In related news, Senate puts Vampire Bill on hold.

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to John Lennon’s Rant About Yoko’s Laundry:

Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something
I think you’ll understand
When you do my laundry
please wash my whites by hand

• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Alcoholic Chocolate Milk Destined For Cafeteria Smuggling:

You tryin’ to muscle in on my racket? Look, you’re still wet behind the friggin’ ears so I’ll just tell it to ya straight. Get outta my way or you’ll be sleepin’ with the fishes, capiche?

You’re a good woman Lunchlady Sandy, but don’t lemme catch you nosin’ in on my business again.

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