Reader Roundup: Beyonce & Jay-Z's Hard Knock Life

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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Peek Inside Jay-Z And Beyonce’s Awesome Luxury Yacht:

It must be a Hard Knock Life for that ’03 Bonnie and Clyde. But I’d like to thank God for granting me this Moment Of Clarity to know that I can put my Freakum Dress on and Get Me Bodied on a budget so I can keep paying my Bills, Bills, Bills. Bey and Jay, that yacht is nice and all, but I got some saving to do. So I guess it’s On To The Next One.

I hope Damon Dash has his own room on the Roc-a Boat.

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