Thirsty Thursday! Make like Snooki and chug for the best comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Rolled Up Donny Osmond Poster Found In Fan's Vagina: "Why is it called a box if you can't use it for storage?" And! "I keep the Scott Baio poster in my shitass." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Gallery: A Very Special Cinco De Mayo With The Kids Of Jersey Shore: "It is like a chronicle of all the kinds of drunk. Ambivalent Drunk, Crazy Drunk, Lustful Drunk, Tool Drunk, Blank Staring Drunk, Crying Regretful Drunk." You Say: "It's like the new seven dwarves." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Color Me Bad: The Arizona Law In Crayons: "The white crayon: not the brightest in the box." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Tea Party Director Thinks "Teabagger" Is The Same As N-Word:

"While on The View as a guest
A Tea Party leader expressed
"Don't say we're teabaggers
It's like "n***** or fag-uh, ers!"
then claimed she's being oppressed.


Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Kimono No-No:

She tried to wear kimono
Dodai said "No, no, no!"
Her hair was once black
but now she's gone blonde, you know know know.
She's got three belts that bind and she seems to like that fine
But I think her kimono looks like a bathrobe robe!



A haiku, titled KimOhNo!

When red satin dress
barely covers ladybits,
Tila has arrived.

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