Reader Roundup

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Today's best comments: No holds Bard!

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant; Sandra Might Appear At Kids' Choice Awards: "Be careful! I just stubbed my toe on the pregnant in the hall. Be careful not to fall over it! We don't want any baby bumps!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Sex Tape "Survives" Courtroom Fire: "Either the tape or the eyes of everyone who has the misfortune of seeing it— something has to burn." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Defiant Brooklyn Mom: "I'm A Big Believer In Slings":

To use or not to use– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and allow possible misfortune,
Or to take a stroller against a sea of sidewalks.

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You add:

And by conforming, end them? To stroll, to wheel;
No more; and by a stroller to say we end
The judging and the thousand steely glares
That Park Slope is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.

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DISCUSSION

Thanks! This makes me feel better about posting 1,687 comments today and getting little or no work done.

Congratulations to boxspelunker, morninggloria, maglmparlor and my partner in verse, kellybones!.

Happy Friday, everyone!