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Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Rock Of Ages: "Suri without the fringe on top." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Coat Of Arms: "The perfect coat for those days when your remarks are off the cuff." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "HERgonomics": For Women Who Can't Operate Regular Dumbells:
Instead of the lavender crap, they should sell Kettle Bells that are also Magic 8-Balls.
Should I do on more set? Without a doubt.
I did my biceps yesterday, should I try triceps today? As I see it, yes.
Can I just put this kettle bell down and ride the bike while reading Martha Stewart Living? My sources say no.
Is that meathead with the cut-off tee staring at my hot ass? Reply hazy, try again.
Is that sweaty d-bag going to mop off the bench press pad before I use it? Outlook not so good…
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