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Thirsty Thursday! Let's toast to the best comments of the day:


Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Dog Day Afternoon: "Puppy, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at the airport Barnes & Nobles." (You add: "And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And for repeating it now.") • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Coming Tweepocalypse: A Glossary Of Twerms: "The four birdmen of the tweepocalypse: Pestwilence, Stwife, Stwarvation, and Mortwalitwy" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Custody Fight Over Casey's Dogs; Russell & Katy Confirm Engagement: "Polaroid has hired Lady Gaga as their new creative director and inventor of specialty projects. So I imagine that Polaroid's 2010 product line will include:
- Instant photos that develop on razor blades
- A camera made entirely of old chain link fences, human hair, and discarded muppets.
- A flash camera that causes anime eye rather than red eye
- A camera bra: one cup flashes while the other other cup takes the picture
- Film that eliminates red eye and pants
- A Polaroid stick."

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Reminder: Best and Worst comment nominations (please email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment) should be sent to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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Sputnik_Sweetheart

Is that me up there?

*pinches self*

Nope, not dreaming. Although, could I be dreaming about pinching myself?