Reader Roundup

It’s that time again.

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Ladies Of The View Think Clive Owen Is Hot: “i would hit it if i were single, married, gay, half dead, in a coma or in the middle of sex with another guy. i would hit it so hard there would be no more hitting left for anyone else.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Worst Toy Of The Year: “Debbie Does Body Dismorphic Disorder.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Terrence Howard: There’s Got To Be A Baby Wipe Joke In There Somewhere: “He’s all wiped out!!!” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Spill Intimate Details Of Your Sex Life Online: “It didn’t last long, I sort of felt like I had to pee, the cat was crying at the bedroom door, and I just wasn’t feeling it. So finally, I got up, got dressed, turned on the light, and put the vibrator box back in the closet.”