The Jezebel inbox receives all sorts of interesting messages, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the missives strike us as poetic โ€” in the chaos of the mailbag, we can find a sense of peace. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to let some messages grow into the poetry they are meant to be. And we will do so by presenting them as Haikus. In this edition, someone is mad about our Fifty Shades of Grey coverage.

Wow, can't we just enjoy
simple entertainment without
all the hype.


What is the big deal,
some people like caviar,
some like hamburgers.

I loved
the trilogy of
fifty shades
by the way,
I like both


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