Rabid Otters Stalking Florida's Ankles

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Three people and one dog in West Boca Raton, Florida have been bitten by rabid otters over the course of the last four days. This sounds like the beginning of the weirdest post-apocalyptic zombie movie ever.

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This is actually really scary. I once listened to the below TAL in bed, in the dark, on my ipod and I was scared crapless. Not only did it make me scared of rabid racoons/other animals outside, I also was freaked out a rabid bat was going to get into my house and bite me or my kids when I was asleep (and they don't even leave a mark so you wouldn't even know until it was too late and then with rabies you are as good as dead).


I still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes and have to check my room and the kids room just in case a bat snuck in somehow.

Go ahead, listen if you dare.