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I never have the stamina to finish an entire season of The Bachelor, ABC’s monster-hit reality TV version of the Stanford Prison Experiment where all the contestants are willful prisoners and Chris Harrison is the only guard, but I do love watching the first two episodes. These precious hours during which the audience is first introduced to the contestants and their idiosyncrasies are the second-best thing about the show. The first? ABC’s cast bios.

Details about all thirty women attempting to win Nick Viall’s heart were released by ABC on Wednesday, and we’ve created a quiz to test your knowledge. How well do you know these prisoners of Chris Harrison? There’s only one way to find out.