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I will begin Dirt Bag, as I often do, with a marriage.

This one is just on the horizon. Page Six reports that Queer Eye‚Äôs Karamo Brown (who teaches men on the show about apps and, like, how to walk without crumpling into a heap‚ÄĒboth genuinely useful to me as well), told his audience at a panel hosted at the Peter Jay Sharp Theatre Tuesday night that planning his wedding directly resulted in his fianc√©, Ian Jordan, having to go to the hospital on Thanksgiving.

‚ÄúThis is a true story, it‚Äôs sad but it‚Äôs also funny,‚ÄĚ Karamo began:

‚ÄúThis Thanksgiving, we spent the first couple hours in the emergency room because he had a severe anxiety attack, he thought it was a heart attack. They were like, ‚ÄėEverything is fine with you, it‚Äôs anxiety. What were you talking about before?‚Äô and [Jordan] was like, ‚ÄėHe‚Äôs been talking about the wedding!‚Äô‚ÄĚ

We also learn from this report that Brown and Jordan have selected a 30-acre venue for the event, which will last three days and involves a Ferris wheel. A metaphor, perhaps.

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