Maybe the economy has got you down — you're unemployed, and feeling droopy-face (not unlike a pug) because you've found that you have way too much time for criticizing granite fetishists on House Hunters. You need to break out of that cycle. Have you considered making short remakes of popular movies starring your camera-shy pets? It's the best way to defiantly announce to the world, "I have too much time on my hands, but so what? Wanna fight about it?"