Progressive Parenting: Hire A Scary Clown To Stalk Your Child

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Switzerland's Evil Clown service lets parents hire clowns to stalk their children for a week with threatening texts and calls. If the child avoids getting hit in the face with cake, they get it as a birthday present. [Metro.co.uk]

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That picture made me get off my butt to go check if my apartment door was locked and bolted.

Now to undo the damage to my brain. I'm going to leave this video here for the similarly scarred.

It's more fun with sound.