Prince Harry Thinks Pippa Middleton Is A Foxy Filly

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You thought royal mania had died down. You thought wrong. Apparently Prince Harry calls Pippa Middleton "Foxy Filly." Scintillating. All this and more will be revealed in a TV special called Crazy About Pippa, which airs next week on TLC. You know, the freakshow network. As one reporter points out: "Since Pippa herself is yet to make a television appearance and certainly would not have taken part in the production of the show, it is difficult to imagine what the programme can report that our Pippa-obsessed nations do not already know." Also, the show is being called a "documentary," when it's clearly a sensationalist money-grubbing spectacle conceived by opportunists. [Radar, Daily Mail]

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Paz de la Huerta arrived at Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday to plead guilty to being a drunk mess, and after she passed through the metal detectors, she pulled out a bottle of lotion and proceeded to "lube up her luxurious legs." Maybe she didn't want to be ashy in front of the judge? A courthouse worker says: "We were riveted." [Page Six]

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Soulja Boy has dropped $55 million on a G5 private jet. The plane only cost around $35 mil, but the rapper had to get custom leather seats, flat screen TVs, Brazilian hardwood cabinets, a huge bathroom and a new paint job so his logo will be on the exterior. The gentleman born DeAndre Cortez Way bought the jet as a present for himself, since he turned 21 yesterday. Advising youths to "crank dat" pays well, apparently. [TMZ]

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More Hunger Games images from Entertainment Weekly! Here's Peeta looking morose in front of the bakery; and here are Katniss and Gale plotting in the woods. [EW]

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At the link, you'll find an in-depth interview with Ryan Murphy, in which he talks about Lea Michele, Chris Colfer, and Cory Monteith leaving the show and how spin-off plans fell through. He claims: "Nobody was fired. They were talked to for months about the show." And: "I had dinner with Lea last night where we talked about it. We don't know what we're going to do. We were going to start talking about [the spin-off] in September and now we're not." [Deadline Hollywood]

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Here's the "signature curtain shot" for Two And A Half Men with Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen. [Deadline Hollywood]

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kyosuke
Kat Callahan

Prince Harry has clearly been watching the new My Little Pony, it is the only explanation for his "foxy filly" comment.

"And our bronies hang out too, because they know we're awesome fillies..."