Please Watch My Son Timothée Chalamet Rap About Math

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As the proud mother of a Beautiful Boy, the Academy Award-nominated, best actor of my heart Timothée Chalamet, it is my duty to embarrass sweet T every once in a while (we wouldn’t want all that Hollywood nonsense going to his head, now, would we?). Turns out, he is good at doing that on his own. While making his family proud on the The Graham Norton Show, Chalamet shared a clip of his rap debut—and consequently, the end of his music career—filmed for a high school statistics class.


For whatever reason, I have no recollection of this happening, but apparently he went by the name “Lil Timmy Tim” and shared with the world—and his teacher, Mrs. Lawton—some bars about math.

Watch it below. We are so proud.

URL: Senior Writer, Jezebel. IRL: Author of the very good book 'LARGER THAN LIFE: A History of Boy Bands from NKOTB to BTS,' out now.



I don’t understand this trend of people calling actors or even characters they like “my son”. Just refer to your cat as your son, like a normal person.