20-year-old actress, model, singer, and dancer Zendaya was photographed wearing her TUESDAY sweater on WEDNESDAY afternoon, leading concerned fans (me) to believe that she—like many others—has lost all sense of time in this fuzzy and confusing mess of a week between Christmas and New Year’s Day.
While it’s possible the mononymous millennial icon wore the TUESDAY sweater knowing full well that yesterday was, in fact, WEDNESDAY, it wouldn’t surprise me if she did so accidentally, as I frankly thought yesterday was Tuesday until roughly 5:00PM EST. Fortunately I do not own any clothing emblazoned with days of the week, otherwise my intentions would also have been subject to precisely this kind of absurd scrutiny.
I have reached out to Zendaya’s publicists to find out her intentions, and will update this post not if, but when they respond. (Let me be confident for once.) Until then, please let Zendaya know that todaya is Thursdaya so that she may choose her clothes (whatever they may say) based on accurate information.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
