People Are Apparently This Crazy About Having Blue Eyes

While many have been suffering from incurable conditions that make them unable to see, Dr. Gregg Homer has been figuring out how to turn brown eyes blue. The California doctor says that after 10 years of research he’s figured out that brown pigment can be removed from the surface of the iris with a laser, revealing the blue eyes below.

The procedure takes about 20 seconds and the change occurs within three weeks. Homer says multiple tests have shown no signs of tissue damage, but he admits there could be negative side effects that have yet to be discovered. Take a tip from Ned Flanders: The surgery may seem great at first, but at the 10-year mark your eyes will fall out.