Back in the '80s, Paul Rudd was a member of the Sigma Nu fraternity at the University of Kansas. He was also, as they say in Latin, a dorkus malorkus.
Here we have, from the belly of Reddit, Paul Rudd's college frat headshot. The bad news, I suspect, is that you never realized your celebrity husband was a former frat boy. The good is that young Paul was probably really self-deprecating about it and would have totally moshed and made out with you at The Replacements' student union show.
Image via Reddit.